If all the world was apple pie

If all the world was apple pie,
And all the sea was ink.
And all the tress were bread and cheese,
What should we have to drink?

If all the world were paper,
And all the sea were ink.
If all the trees were bread and cheese,
What should we have to drink?

世界が一つのパイなら、
海がすっかりインキなら、
木がまたチイズとパンならば、
おれたちののむものそりゃ、なんだ。
それこそ甲羅経たじじいめでも
頭をかかえてちょいとまいろ。

もし、世界のすべてが紙で、

そして、すべての海がインクで、

すべての木がパンとチーズだったら、

何を飲めばいいんだろう？

[ai] pie

[ i ] ink drink

[i:]  cheese

[e] bread